In Honor of Mardi Gras

"Show me your tits!" Well, now that got your attention. It certainly got mine when I received it during a non-sexual text conversation.  At first, I thought maybe I was not the intended recipient or maybe he meant tots?  Nope, it was for me and had nothing to do with taters.

Guys are really brave in this textual age of dating, and not in a chivalrous way. Some guys don't think twice about calling at all hours or revealing their true character or intentions after a first date.

I remember this one time I was out at a club in Orlando dancing salsa with some friends.  The place was dark and the music was moving.  At that moment, I got a text on my phone.  I had just gotten this new phone with a huge touch screen.  The image that popped up on the screen was larger than life.  I literally dropped the phone. My friend who was standing way on the other side of the bar ran over and said, "is that what I think that is?"

A word to the wise to all the show-ers and growers out there,when you send us these "things" we do show it to our girlfriends and we do point and giggle.

I guess I should be grateful he wasn't an ass man.